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Jasmine, 16, Madly in love, Austin,TX


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unpopuler:

people who can open cereal boxes perfectly are not to be trusted 

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one-after-nineonine:

i did a push up why am i still fat

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Anonymous asked: Did you lose your virginity to your baby mama?


Answer:

parkingstrange:

Yeah, we lost our virginities to each other. :)

heteroh:

"your lips look so chapped"

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andrewjacksonjihads:

i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair

(via hi)

awardweiner:

i type with no punctuation because i want to write sentences so long that people will run out of breath reading it and suffocate

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astonishingly:

do you ever just wonder who has your old phone number

(Source: astonishingly, via parkingstrange)

officialunitedstates:

how much would it cost to ride around in a giant kangaroo’s pouch.  asking because I want to ride in a giant kangaroo’s pouch.  money is not an issue

Anonymous asked: Do you know what to do with that big fat butt


Answer:

parkingstrange:

confirmance:

sit it down in church and praise the lord

lol

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